It was the first Monday in May: the time of year when I breathe a huge sigh of relief in my elasticated Primark joggers and thank the Lord I'm no longer a fashion editor.
It appears the ultimate nepo babies - Prince Harry and Brooklyn Beckham - have been kidnapped. Not even the most appealing family shindig could tempt either son.
LIZ JONES: Harry sat down with the BBC in LA after his latest legal bid to be granted police protection when in the UK had been rejected by the courts. He looked a broken man - and it's clear why.
Earlier this week, the Duchess of Sussex revealed the real reason why she ditched her verbose brand name American Riviera Orchard: it was a 'word salad'.
Over the weekend we were introduced to the 'Easter edit' on Meghan's ShopMe Instagram page. And it raised eyebrows because the same outfits have been worn by William and Kate's children...