QUENTIN LETTS: When Putin launched his 'special military operation' three years ago, the Commons swelled with MPs proclaiming blood-brother support for Ukraine.
QUENTIN LETTS: Prime Minister's Questions again saw a short, earnest young woman fling herself against a wall of industrial noise, licking her teeth, shaking her braids.
The mere thought of the Bogey man is paralysing. The same can be said of Lord Hermer KC, who is still Attorney General despite a tooth-loosening biff from fellow Labour peer Lord Glasman.
Mr Toad poop-pooped his horn and rejoiced at motoring's wind-rushing liberty. So can the rest of us. In everyday life we face constraints: mortgages, in-laws, pesky employers and spouses.
QUENTIN LETTS: VEXATIONS, vexations. Sir Keir Starmer was scathingly peevish at PMQs. Labour backbenchers bawled with a belligerence unusual even for the Commons.