Just as well I'm not an immigrant, or I'd be on the first plane out. Under Labour 's latest gimmick, anyone coming to work in the UK will have to attain a command of English to A-level standard.
Of all the public criticism levelled at the Duke of Sussex in recent days, the comments from his old friend Ben Goldsmith were possibly the most significant.
As David Beckham 's 50th birthday celebrations are overshadowed by a rift with his eldest son Brooklyn, a family friend has pleaded with them to lay down their arms.
RICHARD EDEN: He parted from his second wife Marina, mother of five of his six children, two years ago in what, as I disclosed at the time, were 'highly acrimonious circumstances'.
Ed Miliband is ramping up his Net Zero zealotry, despite the blackout chaos that the failure of wind and solar brought to Spain and Portugal this week.
Jameson Stocks - anointed by White as Britain's next culinary star - is learning that life is full of other hazards, among them letters threatening legal action.
Engulfed by an appalling storm of accusation since its board of trustees resigned last month Sentebale now appears to be at the mercy of events beyond its control.
Surkeir Starmer says he's going to get tough on immigration. No, he isn't. Back in February, Pixie Balls-Cooper said the government had zero interest in signing up to a 'youth mobility' scheme.