If this goes on much longer, I really think the great moderate mass of the British public will finally explode with irritation.
This is not meant to be communist Albania. This is not Ceausescu's Roma…
There is only one reason why Britain has been able to beat the EU and do this early deal and that - as Trump rightly said - is Brexit, says BORIS JOHNSON.
Oh, it's a disaster, they say. To be frank, I have averted my eyes from the full horror of the local election results as they have dribbled in over the day, but we all know the gist.
Go on, admit it. You can't do without it. Every morning - before we are even out of bed - we scrabble for the mobile. Our fingers grope for the little green icon, a speech bubble enclosing a phone.
With trembling fingers I reached into the chilled display. It felt like hours that I had been scouring the shelves in the vast Texan supermarket, with aisles as long as Westminster Abbey.
It is not often that Starmer comes up with something so crass that I push aside the breakfast table, hurl the paper at the far wall and run around the room pant-hooting with incontinent rage.
There's something that has been bugging me over the last few days. We are here in Texas - somewhere up in the hills not far from San Antonio and it's just stunning.