Whenever Hollywood movies depict people living in London , they're invariably shown inhabiting flats they couldn't possibly afford, usually with a view of the London Eye from their bedroom window.
Given my experience of trolling, you might expect that the news the man behind gossip forum Tattle Life has been sued for defamation would bring a smile to my face. Not so. I, in fact, love Tattle.
When the sun starts to shine, out comes the pink wine! For years wine snobs were appalled by the idea of rosé wine, viewing it as strictly for naff, nouveau summer sippers.
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'Isn't she beautiful? Look at those eyes!' trills Kelly in a state of besotted rapture. 'Don't you wish you had hair as thick and shiny as her?' She's not talking about a human baby, you understand -…
Most mornings I wake up to a chirpy email proclaiming: 'Claudia, people are noticing you.' While it might sound exciting, all it really means is that a stranger has clicked on my profile.
The announcement of the birth of a baby isn't usually followed by widespread backlash - a backlash so vicious that one of the parents feels compelled to take to social media to admonish their critics.