After reports of an incident at Liverpool's Premier League parade, I spent an anxious few minutes trying to contact a relative who was there. On X, people had other priorities.
They were the words that destroyed John Major's premiership and government, consigned the Tory Party to decades in the political wilderness and changed the course of British history.
While friends and family wear Rolex, Omega and the like, I enjoy having a colourful Swatch on my wrist - especially retro ones from the early 1990s, it's always a talking point.
It's already become the Westminster 'Whodunnit?' of the year. Who was behind the leaking of the explosive 'Angegate' memo that has exposed the fracturing unity of the Cabinet?
Everyone knows the Tories betrayed the British people over their pledge to slash legal migration and 'stop the boats'. Keir Starmer 's own pledge to 'deliver' on migration is equally empty.