At Newcastle Crown Court this week, former best friends Daniel Graham, 39, and Adam Carruthers, 32, protested their innocence right to the end, even in the face of much evidence to the contrary.
JAN MOIR: Quite a week for the Montecito Two, what with Meghan launching her podcast, her jams and her packets of pancake mix - or 'flour' as I like to call it.
Really, what the world needs saving from are those who think they can save the world. They are so proud of themselves it's just unbearable - and I don't believe we have heard the last of them.
Anora is the first film since Pretty Woman in 1990 to present being a prostitute as an everyday, unremarkable career option for a smart young woman. And shouldn't we be worried about that?
Grab your truffled popcorn, pour yourself a honey tea spiced with cayenne pepper and crack open the personally monogrammed sick bags. With Love, Meghan has finally arrived on Netflix
Surely it was inevitable that sooner or later, pro-Palestinian Gary Lineker would burnish his righteous credentials and pop up to accuse his BBC paymasters of bowing to 'censorship'.