Among those carrying the torch for the Union Jack at Glasto - even wearing the design in very Kate Moss-esque hot pants - was American rock star Olivia Rodrigo.
He might be standing beneath the White Cliffs of Dover in his Union Jack socks pledging to erase wokery from every branch of the public sector, yet Nigel Farage is presenting himself as the new Keir.
Detectives revealed today that a breakthrough in DNA technology has led them to trace the father, who is now helping them establish the mother's identity, which remains unknown.
One is a regal, polished princess with a wardrobe that embodies timeless sophistication. The other is pop royalty who in her Spice Girls heyday was best known for her iconic Union Jack mini dress.
Barbara Maura Lane is said to have become obsessed with Alfred Douglas after signing up for his magic course. Last May, Lane, allegedly smashed her way into his home in East Sussex.