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RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: We have turned our prisons into Love Island with female guards who look like the Kardashians. It's no wonder so many of them are having affairs with criminals

Today's edition of Here We Go Looby Loo comes from a prison on the Isle of Portland, in Dorset, where, um, you're going to have to bear with me on this...